The "Jesus Is My Co-Pilot Buddha is My Navigator and Vishnu Will Be Serving Drinks Once We Reach Cruising Altitude." bumper sticker is for those that like to hedge their bets. Some drivers need more than one god helping them with their driving. |
"If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church." bumper sticker. Keep prayer in school a thing of the past. The ban on prayer in school is only a ban on organized prayer, so get off your cross. Keep religion out of public schools. |
I'm pretty sure Gandhi was thinking about bumper stickers when he said, "I Like Your Christ, I Do Not Like Your Christians." If Gandhi had a problem with the way Christians behaved in his day, he would really dislike the Christ botherers now. |
Jesus Christ has risen. And he wants to eat your brains. The "Sweet Zombie Jesus" bumper sticker is an ode to the original Zombie. Jesus of Nazareth is the first documented case of the undead rising from the grave. |