Mmmmmmm... Bacon!
A support ribbon we can all get behind. Sure, support our troops, be aware of breast cancer ... all important things. However, we must be sure that when the troops come home and cancer survivors are recovered, that there is plenty of bacon to make life worth living. Bacon is nature's meat fruit, so pour yourself a tall glass of bacon-ade. Mmmmm... bacony. |
"Rehab is for Quitters" is funny because it's true. I get drunk, I fall down. What's the problem? Oh yeah. I sometimes soil myself. Maybe I need help. As anybody who has been to rehab will tell you, having a sense of humor is important while struggling with recovery. A "Rehab is for Quitters" shirt is great gift for many on the way to recovery. |
Tired of your boobs, breasts, knockers, fun bags and bazungas getting all the attention? The "Look into my eyes..." shirt features to large round eyes that have been strategically placed. Now, for once men will actually look into your eyes when they speak to you. "Designed for women, by men who need an excuse. So you know it's good.™" |
Say...You're Pretty Enough To Be A Handmodel
The perfect shirt for picking someone up. Who can read the words, "Say...You're Pretty Enough To Be A Handmodel" and not be touched in some way. This shirt is sure to get some laughs from anybody who loves a funny shirt. Sure, some will take if as an insult, but just the ugly ones, not those that are pretty. |
